Move Over Cindy, Daddy's Got a New Beauty Queen

So let me get this straight, Obama laid out several important criteria for picking his VP nominee.

1. Is that person ready to be president if necessary?

2. Is that person in touch with the tough economic times that the average American family is experiencing?

3. He wanted someone who was bold enough to challenge him. He was quoted as saying, "I want somebody who is going to challenge my thinking and not simply be a yes person when it comes to policy-making." In my opinion, this is what makes a truly great leader.

McCain on the other hand, needed only one qualification in his VP nominee.

1. Is she fuckable?

Judging from McCain's constant downward gaze during Palin's acceptance speech today, of those 18 million cracks, hers was the only one he couldn't keep his eyes off of. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2i_sn9HFNc

McCain said of Palin, "She's not from these parts and she's not from Washington, but when you get to know her, you're going to be as impressed as I am." Is he fucking kidding? When exactly did he, "get to know her"? In the car on the way from the hotel to the rally? Before Thursday when he offered her the VP spot, he had only met her once. They were introduced at a 2006 Republican Governors Association meeting. I guess you can call this a political one night stand. The real question is, will McCain wake up on November 5th in his own wet spot of defeat, and realized that he picked up the wrong running mate while wearing beer goggles? I say yes. McCain sure likes those beauty contests. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4RTlfRYLxA

However, when all the erections finally go limp, at the end of the day, there won't be enough Viagra to hide the fact that people will cringe at the idea of a 44 year old "hockey mom" governor of Alaska, going toe to toe with Putin, Ahmadinejad, and Kim Jon-il in the likely event that the 72 year old Grandpa of a president can't fulfill his duties. Even her story, her hunting trips with daddy, and being able to bait her own hooks, won't save her from criticism by the conservative base. But hey, who am I to judge? According to Steve Doocy over at Fox News, she has more foreign relations experience than Obama because Alaska is close to Russia. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwWGS73v4_k) Really?

The argument of who is and who isn't qualified to be president is now firmly in the hands of the Obama camp. That is suppose to be the theme of the entire convention next week. So unless Sarah and Cindy pull out a "Miss Buffalo Chip" performance in their speeches, and show their tits, as so many of my conservative friends would love, this is not going to be much of a vote getter. She will forever be the GILF that got away. http://www.cafepress.com/cp/moredetails.aspx?showBleed=false&ProductNo=137140744&colorNo=0&pr=F

Thanks for thinkin with your dick, Johnny! Romney was your only choice.