When It Rains, It Pours...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohxdvio9n2Q

God does have a sense of humor, aye Stuwart?

In the silently still air of the eye of Gustav, the future of the McCain/Palin campaign may hang in the balance. At the mouth of the mighty Mississippi, millions flee as a hurricane, possibly stronger than Katrina, bears down on its shores. Still recovering from the wreckage of three years ago, the people of New Orleans and most of the Gulf Coast prepare for the worst. Meanwhile, 2,300 miles up river, the GOP is gearing up for a shmooze fest to celebrate the nomination of John McMILF - fittingly enough on the three year anniversary of John McCain and George W Bush's birthday cake celebration of Katrina.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRar6yKZE8g&eurl=http://www.seattlepoliticore.org/2008/05/13/mccains-birthday-celebration-gone-wrong/

Every once in a while justice is served on assholes. I will say this though, I bet John McCain and his advisors did breath a sigh of relirf that Bush and Cheney were able to conveniently sneak out of their speeches scheduled at the RNC; a small yet insignificant opportunity to distance himself from the president. So not only does the RNC have to try and measure up to the DNC spectacle and speech of the century, they now have to deal with the reminder that, "George W Bush doesn't care about black people." - as Kanye West so bluntly put it.



So how will they try to spin this for damage control? We'll probably see a shortened convention with a Jerry Lewis type telethon with Laura Bush and Cindy McCain as the MCs. Unfortunately, the RNC is in between a sandbag and a category 5. The majority of the voters are going to see right through republican politicians trying to act like they give a shit. It will be about as ackward and pathetic as Al Gore sticking his tongue down Tippers throat in an effort to display some family intimacy that didn't involve an intern, a blowjob, and a cigar (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-ex3JFw6yc). It will be painful to watch. But I will push through the pain...and try like hell to hold back the laughter. When it rains, it pours.